50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
I’ve been to the USA once and god I wanna go back just for the Cheesecake Factory. GOD THAT FOOD WAS SUBLIME
Confessed by: Anonymous
If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
we all know where hermione really is but fuck that because dramione
wow i totally fucking knew it
you’ll be with me,
like a hand print on my heart
Now I just think it’s our own lives that are hidden from us. The mystery – who is that person in the mirror – that’s shocking and unfathomable enough for me.