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"You're weird."
Harry Potter, Lady Gaga, One Direction, 5 Seconds of Summer The Hunger Games, all of John Green, Dramione shipper, Bastille.

The only thing I do with my life is obsess over bands, fanfics and series.

"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

Heathers (1988)

(Source: vintagegal, via vintagegal)

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"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."

Heathers (1988)

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thebassoonerthebetter:

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

ITS BACK

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Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars

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noitisnotfree:

Me: -prints out receipt and has change ready and closes drawer-

ustomer: I have the 65 cents

Me: -opens drawer to get a dollar and puts back change-

Customer: Oh nevermind, I don’t 

Me: 

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thedevilstongue:

solarselection:

princess-passion-flower:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

yall dont understand how accurate

jesus christ, this is me

Fuck hahaha

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second-breakfast:

can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

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capsicleandmetalman:

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

Mine was “I’ve got red on my ledger and I’d like to wipe it out.”

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One woman who regretted taking the ice bucket challenge

mysharona1987:

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